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What to text back when your mom says « your cousin just got promoted »

Already decoded. Here's what they actually meant, the specific words doing the damage, and three replies ranked by what we'd send.

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your cousin just got promoted

Comparison

What they actually meant

It's information with an implication attached. They may not even mean it as a comparison, but you heard one because it's landed that way before. You don't have to argue your own résumé.

How loaded this is · loaded

Replies you can send

Keep it calm

that's great, i'll send them a message

Hold your ground

good for them. i'm not in a race with my cousin

Change the game

We'd send this one

nice. things are going ok on my end too actually

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