Text library
100 confusing texts, already decoded. Find the one that sounds like yours.
Every text below has been read for what it actually means — the subtext, how loaded it is, and three replies you can copy and send.
Crush
Dry replies, mixed signals, and the difference between “haha” and “haha”.
- “haha yeah”pretty chill
- “k”loaded
- “sounds good”pretty chill
- “wyd”pretty chill
- “maybe i'll come idk”loaded
- “sorry just saw this”pretty chill
- “been really busy lately”loaded
- “you're funny”pretty chill
- “we should hang out sometime”pretty chill
- “you up?”loaded
- “lol”pretty chill
- “my friends said you were asking about me”pretty chill
- “i'm bad at texting sorry”pretty chill
- “nvm”loaded
- “only if you want to”pretty chill
- “can't tonight, raincheck?”pretty chill
Situationship
“What are we” dodges, breadcrumbing, and the slow fade.
- “why do we have to label it”not in your head
- “i'm just not looking for anything serious right now”not in your head
- “you know how i feel about you”loaded
- “miss you”loaded
- “you free later?”loaded
- “don't overthink it”not in your head
- “i'm just not good at relationships”not in your head
- “we're good right?”loaded
- “i told you from the start what this was”not in your head
- “i've been hanging out with someone but it's nothing”not in your head
- “you're different from everyone else”loaded
- “i need space but i don't want to lose you”not in your head
- “why are you being weird”not in your head
- “let's just see where it goes”loaded
- “i was drunk, don't read into it”not in your head
- “you deserve better than me”not in your head
Ex
2am texts, jealousy bait, and “can we still be friends”.
- “hey stranger”loaded
- “still awake?”not in your head
- “can we talk”loaded
- “i miss us”not in your head
- “saw your story”loaded
- “i still have your hoodie if you want it back”loaded
- “hope you're happy with them”not in your head
- “can we still be friends”loaded
- “you changed”not in your head
- “i was going through something back then”not in your head
- “happy birthday, thinking about you”loaded
- “tell me you don't miss me and i'll leave you alone”not in your head
- “everyone keeps asking about us”loaded
- “i'm not the same person i was”not in your head
Bestie
Guilt trips, being everyone's therapist, and plans that keep getting cancelled.
- “ok.”loaded
- “must be nice”loaded
- “you never text first”loaded
- “i'm fine”loaded
- “forget it”not in your head
- “you've changed since you two started dating”not in your head
- “i thought you were different”not in your head
- “haven't heard from you in a while”pretty chill
- “i'm always the one making plans”loaded
- “can i vent for a sec”pretty chill
- “sorry can't make it again”loaded
- “no worries if not”pretty chill
- “didn't know i wasn't invited”not in your head
- “do what you want”loaded
Roommate
Passive-aggressive notes that are never actually about the dishes.
- “just a reminder that the dishes have been in the sink since tuesday”loaded
- “some of us have work in the morning”loaded
- “i'm not mad, just wondering”loaded
- “we should probably have a house meeting”loaded
- “cleaned the bathroom again btw”loaded
- “is your friend staying over again tonight?”loaded
- “rent was due yesterday”loaded
- “whose dishes are these”pretty chill
- “i don't want to be that person but”loaded
- “just so you know the walls are really thin”loaded
Parent
Disappointment dressed as concern, comparisons, and money.
- “call me when you get a chance”pretty chill
- “i guess you're too busy for us now”not in your head
- “your cousin just got promoted”loaded
- “we just worry about you”loaded
- “when are you coming home”pretty chill
- “is everything okay with money”loaded
- “i saw your post”loaded
- “i'm not mad, i'm disappointed”not in your head
- “after everything we've done for you”not in your head
- “you never call anymore”loaded
- “are you still seeing that person”not in your head
- “fine.”loaded
Boss
Shift guilt, tone from someone who signs your cheques, and after-hours texts.
- “quick question when you get a sec”loaded
- “any chance you can cover tomorrow”loaded
- “are you around?”loaded
- “come see me when you get in tomorrow”loaded
- “just checking in on that thing”pretty chill
- “we really need everyone to be a team player right now”not in your head
- “noticed you left early yesterday”loaded
- “no rush but i need this today”loaded
- “thoughts?”pretty chill
- “let's chat friday at 4:30”loaded
Coworker
Backhanded compliments and being talked down to by someone twice your age.
- “per my last message”loaded
- “just so i'm clear, who was handling this?”not in your head
- “must be nice to be new”loaded
- “i went ahead and fixed it for you”loaded
- “looping in the manager so we're all aligned”not in your head
- “you good? you seemed off in the meeting”pretty chill
- “no offense but this isn't really how we do things”not in your head
- “thanks i guess”loaded
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