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What to text back when your ex says « i still have your hoodie if you want it back »

Already decoded. Here's what they actually meant, the specific words doing the damage, and three replies ranked by what we'd send.

Ex

i still have your hoodie if you want it back

Excuse to make contact

What they actually meant

The hoodie is a reason to talk. If they wanted you to have it they'd have mailed it months ago. This is contact with a logistics costume on.

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Replies you can send

Keep it calm

oh yeah, forgot about that. no rush

Hold your ground

We'd send this one

you can keep it or leave it with someone. i'd rather not do a handoff

Change the game

keep it. i'm not looking for a reason to see you

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