From: Roommate
What to text back when your roommate says « cleaned the bathroom again btw »
Already decoded. Here's what they actually meant, the specific words doing the damage, and three replies ranked by what we'd send.
cleaned the bathroom again btw
What they actually meant
The btw is doing the opposite of casual. They want credit and they want you to feel the imbalance. It's a scoreboard update, not a status report.
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Replies you can send
Keep it calm
thank you, genuinely. i'll take the next one
Hold your ground
appreciated. i've been doing the kitchen, so let's just split it properly
Change the game
We'd send this onelet's make a rota so neither of us has to track this
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