Skip to main content

From: Roommate

What to text back when your roommate says « just so you know the walls are really thin »

Already decoded. Here's what they actually meant, the specific words doing the damage, and three replies ranked by what we'd send.

Roommate

just so you know the walls are really thin

Complaint as a fact

What they actually meant

This is a complaint wearing a helpful-fact costume. They heard something and they'd like it to not happen again without having to say what it was. You can spare both of you the follow-up.

How loaded this is · loaded

Replies you can send

Keep it calm

We'd send this one

oh god, noted. sorry

Hold your ground

got it. you can just tell me directly next time

Change the game

noted. headphones from now on

Your turn

Got a text you can't stop rereading? Paste it.

Drop in the actual message — or a screenshot of it. You'll get what they meant and three replies you can send. Free, no signup.

Free to try · No card · We delete it after

More roommate texts